LAWAK AHAD: MAIN DI GENTING

Kes tak pernah gi genting highland ni.....

Seorang ayah niat bercuti dengan anak dan isterinya di Genting.. beliau pun telefon hotel di Genting Highland..
Ayah: Saya nak sewa bilik satu mlm..berapa ringgit??
Hotel: Satu malam RM300 tetapi kalau nak main.. kena bayar lain..
Ayah: Knp saya kna bayar kalau nak main?? Sy pergi dgn isteri saya..
Hotel: Memang kat sini mcm tu encik.. kalau bilik saje RM300.. kalau nak main..kena bayar lain.. walaupun dengan isteri encik..
Ayah: Mcm mana awak tahu saya main ke tak..
Hotel: Selepas encik bayar.. sebelum masuk..kita pakaikan gelang dulu..
Ayah: Awak ingat saya tak mampu ke sampai nak pakaikan GELANG???
Hotel: Bukan mcm tu encik.. bila dah pakai gelang.. encik dah bebas main berapa kali pun dalam sehari..
Ayah: Saya nak main brapa kali pun..ikut suka hati saya la..
Hotel: Maafkan saya encik.. tapi kita ada pakej family.. ibubapa... anak bleh main sekali..hanya sekali bayar sahaja...
Ayah: WOIIIIII ANAK AKU BARU 5 TAHUN LA....
Hotel: Owh.. 5 tahun bleh main free.. x payah pakai gelang...
Ayah: Kurang ajar... (terus letak telepon)

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